Thursday, April 23, 2015

ELLO LADIES

99 Secrets Ladies Have To Know
About Guys
1. Guys don't actually look after good-
looking girls. They prefer neat and
presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute,
and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't
understand you, it simply means
you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or
"Have you eaten already?" are the
first usual questions a guy asks on
the phone just to get out from
stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before
they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they truly
care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll
disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get
the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about
your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your
parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they
can't. And they sure have one habit to gain
courage and spirit to tell you many things and it
is
drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke(irritate) the guy to
heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope
too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the
girl who has dumped them, and this
makes it harder for them to accept
their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart,
there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message
like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind!" would make him jump to a
conclusion that is far from what you
are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch
their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when
courting but they usually stammer
when they talk to a girl they really
like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged
"umm" or makes any excuses when
you're asking him to do you a favor,
he's actually saying that he doesn't
like you and he can't lay down the
card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try
again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you
really want before he gets the
message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money
for lunch just to get you a couple of
roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl
who likes him. But this doesn't mean
that the guy likes her.
28 You can never understand him
unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you
once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips
scatter through half of the face of the
earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys'
weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about
themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before
you believe him. But don't let him
wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes
get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they
like even if they're not that much
pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your
boyfriend seeks he
lp from about his
problems with you may end up being
admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his
problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give
advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the
guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off
from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more
than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a
girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about
anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that
girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter
to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with
their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer
during courtship, it would be hard for
him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of
his girlfriend after they broke up
especially when they've been together for 3 years
or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you
really want before getting involved
with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection,because if
he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in
love and hurt,he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance
comes, guys blame themselves a lot
more than girls do. They could even
hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to
change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer
groups but become tamed pussycats
with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm,
check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that
he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going
crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's
just actually saying,"Please come and listen to
me"
59. Guys don't really have final
decisions.
60. Whena guy loves you, bring out
the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously,
listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or
silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such
thing as love at first sight, but court
the girls anyway and then realize at
the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not
feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch
harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the
girl likes him but can never be sure
unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over
video games and basketball, the way
a girl would do over her romance
novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or
bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their
moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see
with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him.
Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on
the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without
prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do
more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are
especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get
lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and
have unpredictable decisions but still love them
more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious
grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he
just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes
are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once
they get to know them,they'll realize they're
wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his
own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl
swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps
himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it
shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed
of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he
asks for a second chance,
give it to him. But when you catch him again
and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best
friend always glances at you and it obviously
shows that he is jealous whenever you're with
your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best
friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the
romance books that girls read and take as their
basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain
when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask
him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't
hear your voice even just for one night, hang up.
He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters
you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good
intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from
a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not
their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes
you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if
they are serious in your relationships.

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